Have you even put lsd in your teachers coffee?

I have this teacher who is such a prude man and I'm thinking hey, loosen up and smoke a joint however when I speak my mind she calls my parents and tells them that I am on drugs. Well, I thought that if she for just once broke on through to the other side she might vew the world in a whole different way which is why I spiked her coffee with acid. She kinda freaked out a bit when the faces of her pupils started melting before her very eyes and she really lost her marbles when she claimed that a unicorn had just flown aross the clroom but all in all I think she may eventually find some enlightenment from the whole experience even though she is locked up in a looney bin now.