Omg plz hlp! my parents will b home in like an hour an we r mite b in trouble!?

Ok, for starters, you're "high" as you say and yet, you type like a typical 14 year old. You CANNOT get high off Tylenol or Aleve. If you feel any funny it's because they contain a very small amount of alcohol. That's what helps you get over your initial pain. That's why you cannot take any if you consume 3 or more alcoholic beverages a day. When you overdose on any aspirin medicine, you die from alcohol poisoning. You are not high. You shouldn't be trying to get high or drunk. You are 14. You need to do some growing up first. You have your whole life ahead of you! Don't start your teen years by making bad decisions. That is what your 20s are for!!